The Clown Scientists have found that all our problems
can be placed under one heading: Seriousness.
Seriousness is the leading cause of everything
from Cancer to Reincarnation.
Scientists from the Clown Academy have already
discovered a new source of healing.
It is a psychic energy point located between
the heart chakra and the throat chakra.
It is called the Clown Chakra.
If people are feeling miserable, if they have
financial problems, if their relationship situation is the pits,
if they are in ill health, if they have a need to
sue people, if they find fault with their brother,
then obviously, their Clown Chakra is closed.
When this happens, the scientists have observed
under a high-powered microscope that the cells
of every organ display a sad face, and when the
Clown Chakra is open and functioning normally,
the cells display a happy face.
The scientists realized that if a person is ill,
it is because his mind has projected guilt onto
the cells of his body and has forced out the love that
is normally found within each cell of the body.
The cells are therefore saying,
"I Lack Love," or "ILL" for short.
The scientists also discovered that all disease is due
to the fact the cells are out of ease or dis-eased.
When the Clown Chakra is opened
and working (or rather, playing) properly,
the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain,
anger, resentment, grievances, unhappiness,
etc., and converts the energy into
tiny red heart-shaped balloons.
The red heart-shaped balloons contain Love and Joy.
These balloons are directed to the dis-eased cell
or situation, and a happy face appears instantly.
When the light enters the darkness,
the darkness is gone.
Sometimes these red heart-shaped balloons
are called endorphins, due to the fact that
when anyone experiences them,
the feeling of separation ends.
They experience being back home with
All That Is
and hence are no longer an orphan.
This is the well-known end-orphan (endorphin) effect.
So, if you think someone is attacking you,
Clown Scientists recommend that you
visualize sending that person
red heart-shaped balloons
filled with Love and Joy.
Remember to keep your Clown Chakra open
and remember to laugh.
Seriousness causes reincarnation.
Seems to me that we've all been a little too serious.
Why else would we be here? :)
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